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Why should this clown turn around to show his a$$? He's an a$$ anyway you look at him!! 😝

Wow!! Seems the Chinese have invented a scope to look through hills and walls!! Look at this jackass marked with a red arrow. WTF? 🧐🤣

The Chinese Complaint A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a holiday. He arrives at LAX and gets a cab to take him to his hotel. On the way, he sees a few buses, and he says to the taxi driver: "The buses here are so noisy and really slow... In China, the buses are very fast!" The taxi...

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A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish. The wife wished for an...

Dames like Swara Bhaskar are an excellent choice for a one-night stand. The use and throw types!! Marriage? A strict no no! I hope your conflict has been resolved now!!! :daru: 😜

Doctor: "I have some bad news and some worse news." Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first." Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live." Patient: "24 Hours! That's horrible! What could be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to...

Pakis with zero brain cells plan to destroy India with their missiles!! Lol!! And Afghan Pathan Bhai absolutely amused at the idiocy of these Paki retards. I mean how much more dumb can these Porks get? Jeeez!

My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command center to check what happened. When my father and the sergeant ran in, the group there cheered their arrival. The commanding...

And these same clowns crib that there is unemployment and thus they don't have jobs! Buggers speak 'English' in the Bihari language and they want jobs!! Really? Seriously where is our youth and education system headed? Down the rat hole!! Jeeez!

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Yep! This old geezer still had a sharp memory at 95!! :daru:

Yeah! That's the Vice President of America. But who's the one on the right?? 🤔 😜

The Secure Bench A new general was allotted to a new army base. After some time in the base, he realized how there were two army men guarding an empty bench in shifts. He asked his colleagues and his juniors what it was all about. A colleague said, “I don’t know but it’s been a tradition...

From Twitter Dear US and Russia avoid war. Hire a Pakistani Army General for Ukrainian Army who’ll surrender as soon as Russia invades. 😜😆😂😂

Two green recruits found three hand grenades on the road and decided to take them back to the base. “What if one of them explodes?” asked one young private. “No problem,” said his buddy. “We’ll say we only found two.” :doh: 😆

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how one determines whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."...

The result of Madrassa education in Pak........ :doh: :laugh:

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