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A couple were celebrating their 9th wedding anniversary one night, & decided to continue in the bedroom. But before they started, the wife said, honey what did you think when you first saw me naked? The man replied I wanted to f#?k your brains out & suck your breasts dry.The wife then said...

Ship's Master's Report of an Incident While Under Pilotage

An American walks into a bar in Sudan and orders a beer. Heroic freedom fighters seize him and tie him to a log. The bartender says, "We don't get many Americans in here." And the American says, "Well, I'm not surprised, since you don't serve alcohol and you saw off infidels' heads with a...

^^ Barack Obama Knows Now What It’s Like to Give a Speech Where Only One Man Claps

One day three d0des were sitting around the bar, complaining. Ken said, "Man, this getting old is a pain, isn't it? Especially the prostate thing. Every morning at seven, I stand there at the toilet for 20 minutes, trying to empty out." Bill said, "At least you don't have the constipation...

I thought I got it until you explained it.

"I'm sure we have met before, miss. I never forget a face!"

I just got that one :rolleyes:

Blog: A long flght back home for Barack (updated)

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving after a "social session" with friends. Well, this past Saturday, I was out on a pre-Thanksgiving evening with friends. I had a few cocktails, followed by a handful of glasses of vintage...

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