Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

[Azaad]

Apna shalwar khol raha hoga hugne ke liye, baith ke kon moot'ta hai?

Muslimeen are obligated to sit & pee as per sunna'h coz their prophet Mo the naughty did so as recounted by his 6 yr old bride Ayesha.

Is It Haram to Urinate Standing Up? - Islam Question & Answer

It is not haram for a man to urinate standing up, but it is Sunnah for him to urinate sitting down. ‘Aishah said: “Whoever tells you that the Prophet used to urinate standing up, do not believe him. He only ever used to urinate sitting down.” This is more concealing, and it reduces the risk of...

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[shade]

Hope he's carrying water to do Istinja though otherwise it's istinjmar where in the absence of water , a stone would have to do the job of purification.

Such Rules
Much Laws
Very Wow

tbh i prefer living in my state of kuffar jahiliya rather than having to clean the droplets of piss from my dicc using a rock

 

[The Juggernaut]

Muslimeen are obligated to sit & pee as per sunna'h coz their prophet Mo the naughty did so as recounted by his 6 yr old bride Ayesha.

Is It Haram to Urinate Standing Up? - Islam Question & Answer

It is not haram for a man to urinate standing up, but it is Sunnah for him to urinate sitting down. ‘Aishah said: “Whoever tells you that the Prophet used to urinate standing up, do not believe him. He only ever used to urinate sitting down.” This is more concealing, and it reduces the risk of...

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What is this "Spiritual Practice" of using this is sacred way of peeing. If there is sacred way to shit?
(Of course, There is, how the wipe, in how many stroke to wipe).

 

[Azaad]

Such Rules
Much Laws
Very Wow

tbh i prefer living in my state of kuffar jahiliya rather than having to clean the droplets of piss from my dicc using a rock

 

[shade]

What is this "Spiritual Practice" of using this is sacred way of peeing. If there is sacred way to shit?
(Of course, There is, how wipe, in how many stroke to wipe).

In their book it is mandated that they must wash their ass with water.
Wiping their ass like a filthy goora is ABSOLUTELY HARAM.

Perhaps the only good thing from their book

 

[The Juggernaut]

Such Rules
Much Laws
Very Wow

tbh i prefer living in my state of kuffar jahiliya rather than having to clean the droplets of piss from my dicc using a rock

There is no religion that condones lying and adultery and live through sensuality except this. The way this religion guarantees, endless whoredom and never bending **** qualifies it Creation of Satan. Only a Satan could inspire like that.

 

[Jimih]

Hope he's carrying water to do Istinja though otherwise it's istinjmar where in the absence of water , a stone would have to do the job of purification.

A piece of Brick to be precise.

 

[shade]

There is no religion that condones lying and adultery and live through sensuality except this. The way this religion guarantees, endless whoredom and never bending **** qualifies it Creation of Satan. Only a Satan could inspire like that.

This is the only religion that doesn't have a monastic tradition.
Their Voldemort himself viewed it with contempt as something done by those infidel Christians and Jews and Pagans and spread this among his followers.

It is haram for a green believer to remain woman-free.

 

[The Juggernaut]

This is the only religion that doesn't have a monastic tradition.
Their Voldemort himself viewed it with contempt as something done by those infidel Christians and Jews and Pagans and spread this among his followers.

It is haram for a green believer to remain woman-free.

Yeah, every religion "truly" starts when one's conquers his "temptation of flesh" but this one dies with it.

You know how much depraved it. There is false story of Moses in Quran that their was Rumors among people that His was deformed. So, one day he was doing work, he kept his towel on stone, but lo, the stone started to move away, Moses run behind it long distance and everyone saw he has a big. Oh, the miracle of Ola.

One may ask what was purpose of this miracle?? No, it is greatness of only true one.

 

[shade]

Yeah, every religion "truly" starts when one's conquers his "temptation of flesh" but this one dies with it.

Here the whole goal is tempations of the flesh
You go to war against the infidel and your reward is the infidel's women taken as sex-slaves.
You get multiple wives and ez divorce by uttering 3 magic words.
Your reward for dying in battle is 72 whoores in heaven and an eternally rock hard dong.

This cult is very optimized for earthly operations, even the reasoning to get to heaven is based on what are earthly baits.

Majority of tribes adopting this cult followed it's ways long before their conversion( og Arabs, og Turkics, non-Persian Iranics, sub saharan nijjers, Berbers, Chechens )

 

[madrao]

Such Rules
Much Laws
Very Wow

tbh i prefer living in my state of kuffar jahiliya rather than having to clean the droplets of piss from my dicc using a rock

Guaranteed path to urinary tract infection

 

[lcafanboy]

Comparison of ISRO's space & satellites building Facility & SUPORKO's bakery & it's Chefs and it's Moon Mission orbiter sent on JingPing Rocket.....

BTW it looks like a truck or inverter battery...

 

[Cheepek]

Darr ka mahaul hai

 

[FalconSlayers]

India is not better in this case.
we have more than enough same breed in our country.

I am not the one claiming India is a perfect supa powa, but when you have millions of these inbreds spamming "pajeet streetshitter" with a tonne of confidence, you gotta puncture that false pride.

 

[Butter Chicken]

This well known Pakistani influencer says speed of sound is faster than speed of light because when Muslims do dua (prayer) it travels faster to Allah than light traveling in space. And the crowd applauds to such nonsense. No wonder Pakistan is doomed to fail.

 

[shade]

I am not the one claiming India is a perfect supa powa, but when you have millions of these inbreds spamming "pajeet streetshitter" with a tonne of confidence, you gotta puncture that false pride.

He's a paki pretending to be an Indian.
Notice the sem2sem and equal-equal

 

[gslv markIII]

How delusional are these clowns, really?

 

[shade]

How delusional are these clowns, really?


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Pic related had a specific religion in mind from this quote

 

[Blademaster]

How delusional are these clowns, really?


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post pictures of the shithole that is Karachi today and post what was like back then before partition. Same thing with Lahore.

 

[Azaad]

How delusional are these clowns, really?


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To begin with someone go on twitter & kick that joker - Gems of Engineering's arse. There was NO Islambarbad at the time of partition.

Karachi was the capital. Islambarbad didn't come into existence till the 1960s.

It was only after the planned city Islambarbad came into existence that the capital was shifted there.