Jokes Thread

[AVERAGE INDIAN]

PAKISTAN WAY OF DESIGINING HELICOPTER POST BY A SENIOR PAKI MEMBER IN PAKI DEFENCE FORUM

Well I don't even think we need to invest too much cash we have the K8 platform ... just need to make room for the engine that controls the hoovering (the top part) and replacing the rear , end tail with the fan at back to turn the whole craft direction ....

The twin engines are already there on the K8 that move or thrust the vehicle forward etc ...


Here you go step by step instruction how to build a safari helicopter

Reference
C-GOEZ : Building a Safari (aka Baby Belle) Helicopter Kit

Max 10 million USD dollar would get Pakistan their own Attack Helicopter since all labour is so in expensive in Pakistan, and for advance R&D 20 million more weapons and quality assurance

Why don't they invest 50 Million into local production of a helicopter , if you read the link its 1 man building tht helicopter in his back yard - but really you can see the principle and engineering is not that difficult -


Every thing is available in market
a) The avionics
b) Radars , we already have licnece from companies to use italian radars for K8
c) engines 200-300hp engines

Its all there but initiative is needed instead of sitting on a diwar , and waiting for cobras to come to US ...

I think its just matter of putting our engineers on the technical challenge that is all

We have all the work done in K8 platform , just need some modification work on the body of K8 platform to convert it to hold the extra engine , that will lift and hover the craft

We would be producing our own copters the K8 already has the twin engines setup on sides similar to super cobras -

Perhas they should follow the engineer who is building this helicopter in his own spare time

how to step by step guide that the tutorial shows or just hire that guy .. to build us our copter surely he has no problem putting together a helicopter

Look he even finished his helicopter and logged in hours to fly it ... how good is that for 1 men who wanted to build a helicopter

POSTED BY MEMBERS NAME AZADPAKISTAN2009

 

[Sabir]

The first one is a turk channel... not Indian or Amreeki....

 

[JBH22]

President Obama was sitting in his oval office in USA wondering whom to invade next when his telephone
rang.

'Hello, Mr.. Obama!' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!'

'Well, Gurmukh,' Obama replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army'

'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara.. That makes eight'

Obama paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.'

'ohh ho! Main kya ji..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back!'

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

'Mr. Obama, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD booth, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry
equipment!'

'And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh' Obama asked.

'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.'

Obama sighed. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.'

'Oh teri.....' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to get back to you.'

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

'Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!'

Obama was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!'

'Tera palah hove oye....' said Gurmukh, 'I'll have to ring you back.'

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

'Kiddan, Mr.Obama! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.'

'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Obama. 'Why the sudden change of heart'

'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's,

and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!'


NOW THAT'S CALLED CONFIDENCE...

This is from Bharat Rakshak would be unfair if I did not share it with you Guys.. Hahaa

 

[H.A.]

'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's,

and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!'

or probably the best diplomatic way of saying NO that makes you feel like you are right and the other party is wrong

 

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[W.G.Ewald]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

 

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